The tabloids said
That Hitler's head
Was found in Germany
You can't believe anything you read
Obviously
But, my darling, when it comes to love
You can believe in me:

[1]
They saved Hitler's brain
I hear they found it in some pink champagne
That can't explain
The way I feel

It fell from above
I couldn't tell you what that brain's made of
But, dear, my love
Is real

Unlike that hoax
In the news I read
I would never lose my head
And be untrue

I think they've gone insane
They may have saved Hitler's brain
But I'm saving
All my love for you

[2]
They saved Hitler's cock
They're gonna put it in a big ice block
But, dear, let's talk
Of love divine

They saved Hitler's knees
They're gonna auction 'em at Sotheby's
But, darling, please
Be mine

Unlike that hoax in the news I read
I would never lose my head
And be untrue

Now here's the crazy part
They couldn't find Hitler's heart
But I'm finding
All my heart's with y